{"product_id":"sexy-mother-heifer-tee","title":"Sexy Mother Heffer Graphic T-Shirt","description":"Say it loud, own the joke. This lightweight, smooth cotton tee carries a bold, cheeky phrase that hits with playful attitude — made to be worn when you want to laugh, stir conversation, or lean into that irreverent side. The soft ring-spun fabric drapes easily and breathes through long days or late nights. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed colorway give it a lived-in, slightly rustic look, while clean ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. Sleeve and neck prints are applied with Direct-to-Film for crisp detail, and the main artwork uses Direct-to-Garment printing for soft, durable color. Sized in a classic crew fit with a tear-away label, this adult tee sits comfortably in casual wardrobes — from house hangs and festival crowds to low-key nights out. It’s a statement piece for people who don’t take themselves too seriously and enjoy a wink of rebellious humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, durable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape preserve shape through repeated wear\u003cbr\u003e- DTG main print with DTF sleeve and neck prints for crisp, lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003eXS: 16.5\" W \/ 27\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS: 18\" W \/ 28\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eM: 20\" W \/ 29\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eL: 22\" W \/ 30\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eXL: 24\" W \/ 31\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2XL: 26\" W \/ 32\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3XL: 28\" W \/ 33\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4XL: 30\" W \/ 34\" L\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5XL: 32\" W \/ 35\" L","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48458003218691,"sku":"24448062455914737274","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48458003349763,"sku":"20811662465210805446","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48458003480835,"sku":"30010068917040852763","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48458003611907,"sku":"33952438674598297941","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48458003742979,"sku":"58590864821684599849","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0826\/6373\/5555\/files\/16460216215988802562_2048.jpg?v=1782349900","url":"https:\/\/kb-creations26.myshopify.com\/products\/sexy-mother-heifer-tee","provider":"KB-Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}