Don’t Touch Me Opossum T-Shirt | Cute Sass, Vintage Circle Design

Soft, a little snarky, and quietly bold — this lightweight tee carries attitude without shouting. A hand-drawn opossum in a circular badge holds up a paw and the words “DON’T TOUCH ME,” blending vintage animal-art charm with modern introvert energy. The shirt drapes easily, layers under a cardigan or stands alone with jeans, and reads like a private joke for people who prefer calm boundaries and clever humor. Wear it on slow mornings, neighborhood coffee runs, or low-key gatherings to signal gentle distance and a dry smile.

Size Guide: S (18×28"), M (20×29"), L (22×30"), XL (24×31"), 2XL (26×32"), 3XL (28×33")

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (Natural, lightweight 153 g/m²) for a smooth, breathable feel

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste

- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching

- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced materials and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors